Friend Rice

This weekend I ate Friend Rice. This is much like Fried Rice, but do not confuse it. Fried Rice can be eaten anywhere at anytime with anyone. But friend rice is special. It is made with love and eaten with Friends. I ate Friend Rice with Jamie, Mikey, Andrew, Evelyn and Oscar on Friday evening. I even helped Mikey make the Friend Rice. He makes his Friend Rice with Bacon, not Ham. It was ultra delicious. Andrew shared his Friend Rice with Oscar, who was very appreciative. He had Friend Rice stuck in his beard and his eyebrows. Andrew ate his Friend Rice with a fork, and then with his fingers.
This is not the first time I have had Friend Rice. Nick and I used to eat Friend Rice at the Mongolian grill. He enjoyed it more than I. They only serve it during the lunch hour though. He would mix his friend rice with his mongolian grill concoction. I preferred to mix mine with my soup. Either way, Nick usually ended up eating both of our Friend Rice.
Friend Rice is best eaten with your closest friends. It makes you laugh much. Sometimes your Friend Rice ends up on the floor, but that is okay, as long as Oscar is around. He's good at hoovering things up off the floor. Most importantly after eating your Friend Rice, you should sit together cozily on the couch together and laugh. Or, if you are eating Friend Rice with Andrew, you will probably have to put him in the bathtub. But that's just how life goes.